Saturday Night Special

Every man should have the right to own a gun

Every man should have the right to shoot someone

Film stars and farmers still forcing opinions

Like TV politicians playing cowboys and indians

Uncle Sam sleeps with his horse, keeps his brain in his hat

With his trigger-happy patter, he'll rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

Ride into the sun - the damage is done

Every man should have the right to take a wife

Every man should have someone to share his life

Keep her at home with the kids and the cooking

So wholesome and clean when the neighbours are looking

She's mother and angel and courtezan too

Always hot in the bedroom, she's dressed just for you

Ride into the sun - the damage is done

Every man should have the right to raise a son

Every man should have the right to choose his young

A son is a credit to the family name

But a daughter can only bring worry and shame

You can solve all your problems with a small operation

Protecting your manhood by swift termination

Ride into the sun - the damage is done