April Fools And Eggmen

Rest assured, they're weighing words in sympathetic ink

And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief

They face the facts with thinking caps

They map out and display

But that's not the only way

Common sense won't pay the rent, and doesn't grow on trees

But splitting hairs can get you anything you need

Who would've thought connecting dots might get you to the point?

But charity's a rarity

Almost as much as modesty

Take the bait!

And stay however long it takes

Before you lay to rest

However much it takes

Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink

And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief

Masterminds want bottom lines that map out and display

If I have every bit of faith

I won't be turning in my grave

Take the bait!

And stay however long it takes

Before you lay to rest

However much it takes. Yeah

Take your own advice

Before you take a side

Run for middle ground

Take the bait

And stay however long it takes

Before you lay to rest

However much it takes

Before you lie and wait

However long it takes