This is War 5 (This is Wardles)

Hi! I'm Lulu

And I'm super pleased to meet you

Faerie's on my shoulder

He can't wait to make you meat too

(That tasted purple)

Dispense with the formalities

And the schemes you may be contemplating

Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating

By the pricking of my thumbs

Something wicked this way comes

Boys see me and get wild growth

Just one look and up we go!

Muggles always on my wand

Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone

And what we did with my magic stick

Don't remember?

I'll send you Pix

Not quite the common lady

But just maybe you can get to know me

Shielding all these carries

Staying wary just to keep you going

They know I'm the Dom

And stay submissive to this magic master

Fidget with your mind

And drive you crazy til you can't spell 'Caster'

Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced

Now you're cannon fodder

Fend against these dark arts all you want

But you're no Harry Potter

Pick a lane to face me

Tilting baby, it just doesn't matter

Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses

Like Abra Cadaver

The mobile warrior is back

Commence the drillin' and killin'

These villains illing

And feeling the robot wrath that i'm willing

I've reached the ceiling

But not my rhymes or skills that are spilling

I'm at my threshold for damage

Now I'm red and unfeeling

It's time to go

Cause when my armors steady and ready

I'm gonna lay a beatdown

And one you wont be forgetting

Tristys' my soul

And though I'm bound to damage

And ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak

And Rumble's still such a savage

This'll be a blast

Exploding to the battle

I'm unloading the satchel

I'm the hexplosive heimerdinger

Though he thinks im a hassle

But even Donger must be feeling

The extent of my brilliance

Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the world's gonna hear it

It's time to boot up the show

This fuse is ready to blow

My fallout from megabomb

Is dropping nuclear glow

I hope you got enough room

Because you can't flee the doom

Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear the world go 'kaboom'

I might be talking looney tunes but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian

My explosive devices just make it harder to bury you

When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape

I see you here and there and there

Well you're all over the place

The major league competitor

Because I throw like its Madden

And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin

And I don't need a Jasmine

I just need you to be gone

I can show you the world

When I drop this magic carpet bomb

It's no surprise, that I'm breaking the ice

Look I'm just here so I don't get fined

The past and present, you can link it to I

My temperament rise

Glass cannon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise

Check it

Shifting the flow the 2 for 1 package

Is coming back like it's a boomerang throw

Watch how I glow

Up into Yorkage

With the beast inside the name's Gnaruto

Identity crisis, splice up the flavor

Experimental build, feel like I'm Stitch

A Gentleman's savage

Mischief amidst, Digivolution from rookie to switch

When your team game's distorted

And synergy gets contorted

Resisting me is focus

My rampage will annul it

I evolve into a God like Zilla

No point in hiding

I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath

When the boulders get to flying

Your stones hardly defiant

Blood and bones my bread and butter

When feeding this dino giant

Anger potent

Hi I'm Hogan Gnar

Cross me and I'll throw you far

Prehistoric cyber franky little foots with bulky arms

Manners isn't made for Gnar

Banner Hulk is who I are

Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jurassic Park

From Diddy Kong

To the Mighty Grodd

Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all

Jumping

Crushing

Stomping

Going hard is never going far

This is war, a Yordle's paradise, y'all

And they call me Gnar

I've got a mighty tantrum, inducing rage all day

When despair sets in you know

It's the curse of the sad mummy

So sad and lorn, the helpless lad I heard them say

From behind my back

But I guess that is who I've become today

Cryin' to your mummy she ain't comin'

Ain't it funny

Steppin' in to team fights about to make the money

Throwin' out that bandage toss

I'm lookin' for some new friends

Okay, where are we going?

Aww wait, hey no, come back

You don't wanna play with me?

Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!

Tearin' through this brush

With my hunter's machete

Uh, 2 Health Pots and a warding totem at the ready

My tears don't fall

No they crash all around me

Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy

Comin' out the jungle

And I'm still lookin for new friends

Wanna hug it out? Or are you looking to get stunned again

Amumu the Mummy Immortal Master Of Misery

With all my CC, I'll make us friends for eternity!

Enough this display is highly repulsive

And frankly far too ego indulgent

This misappliance of science indeed must retire

But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire

I am the

HE-IM-ER-DI-NG-ER

End all, Be all

Inventor

Experimentor

Professor Data Processor

Embodiment of accomplishment

But you can call me GOD

I created the rap game

On that level that you can't obtain

Turrets in place, Rockets to the face

Number 1 stunner with a shock gre-nade

I see you heading back to base

Mid is conquered

Journal entry title for today

Raise your dongers

Even though you scream

And you blaspheme

I'm more than I seem

More than a meme

Remember kids

Donger is king

My readings aren't light

My afro is tight

Say my name

You're god dong right

Kennen Master Ninja, A hero of the storm

I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm

And with the shimmering shadow

You're gonna feel the raikiri

An AOE of Thor's Armada striking any one near me

Thunder Drop is in the Zone

Smite you down and send you on

Blitzkrieg in the middle lane

Mark you till you feel the pain

Stopping dead within your tracks

Then you hear the thunder crack

Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin

You're in the dust, I am the wind

Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they calling me

The Tesla coils around the team till they form a dichotonomy

The lightning blast lobotomy

This homicidal side of me

Conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree

No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene

An artist with a shuriken or scalpel all the same to me

Cause dress me up or down, it makes no difference when I'm owning ya

Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia

Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall

Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration

My will is the force that shall undo creation

Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall

Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small

Imagine, if you will, a small nexus of worlds

As they curl, and unfurl, bending lights in a swirl

Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive

A cluster of stars, that bend to my instruction

Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long

Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton

Generating mana

Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage

Suddenly you're GONE

E, Now you're standing in my sight

R, Losing half your life

Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun, timer ticking down to 1

W, goodnight

Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me

Chaotic Supremacy, no AD for this Entropy

Such a thrill when this fire's ignited

Watching you divided never been so excited!

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield

So head to my bottom lane

Won't you tell me how you really feel?

You're just another target

You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning

Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon

Hit you with the timer then I rocket so we get together

Fire till explosion, Then I'm out, I guess I'll call you never

Next thing that you know you're up at home feeling a little mad

But tilting lasts forever

Sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand

Cap-tain Teemo I'm armed and ready

I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading

Like a pox when I blind you, and sneak up behind you

You run but I'll find you, leave presents inside you!

Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back

When it's clear that nobody can match up

Like Prince when the purple is raining

And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up

But here I stand, a yordle holding your life in his hands

One dart and your back to the stands

All those best laid plans fall to the sand

When there's no kryptonite for this Superman

Omega Squad

Say hello to the new God

My Darkseid is too Raw

But war's just what I live for

I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate

Bugs with the mouths that keep running

Toxic or nothing

Pestilence runneth

Famine I hunger

And for death I cometh

Apokolips arrives, taking no sides

But Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5

Who pray to survive but none of them leave here alive

Shrooms for you all in the room

This is your tomb

While my dominance will resume

Say your farewells, if Teemo is satan

I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into elo Hell