Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman showing his beam

When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen

Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth

Like old headlights sniffing model glue again

Head like a steel trap

Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't

I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

Does your husband know the way

That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Does he know the way

Does he know the way

Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh darling I know what you're going through

The last time you came through

Oh darling

Oh darling

Oh darling

Aw, tempest in a teacup

Get unique

Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth

It's a sign (it's a sign)

It's a sign (it's a sign)

It's a sign-

What if you peaked early?

Does your husband know the way

That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Does he know the way

Does he know the way

Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he

Does he know the way I worship our love?

Does your husband know the way that

The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh darling I know what you're going through

The last time you came through

Oh darling

Oh darling

Oh darling

Does your husband know?

Does your husband know?

Does your husband know?

Does he know?

Does he know?

Does he know? Oh, oh

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh darling I know what you're going through

The last time you came through

Oh darling I know what you're going through