I'm Not a Vampire (Revamped)

Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one

Sometimes I sleep all day 'cause I hate the sunlight

My hands are always shaking

Body's always aching, and the dark is when I feed

Well, I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed with me

And whiskey seems to be my holy water

And mothers, better lock your doors and hide your daughters

'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sake, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

Well, I'm not a zombie

But I feel like one today

Self-induced comatose, chemical daze

My head is always spinning from this dizzy blurry vision and my stomach has had enough

I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby 'cause I'm always throwing up

And hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm an addict

And daddy should've never raised me on Black Sabbath

I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sake, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

When will you mortals believe? (he's not a vampire)

I just want the world to bleed (he's not a vampire)

Lust at the sight of your blood (he's not a vampire)

I swear to God, I am not a (he is not a)

(He is not a)

So God bless all of you now

'Cause I'm going straight to hell (straight to hell)

And I'm taking you down with me

Because you know damn well

So I sharpen my teeth 'cause I love the way it feels

When I sink into your skin and draw the only thing that's real

You don't believe me, should I write it in blood?

You better drive that fucking stake right down my heart and try to run

Motherfucker, I'm a vampire!

And I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sake, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all

Heart has fucking lost all

Heart has lost all hope

(He's lost all hope)

(He's lost all hope)

(He's lost all hope)

All hope, my heart has lost all hope