Mr. So Incredible

What did you see in someone like me?

Did you want a friend or to attend

A crash course in anatomy?

In your boxroom bedroom

I let you twist my arm

A bit of old tomfoolery

Did no one any harm

Now I can think of seven reasons

To be spiteful and unfair

But it's a sinful waste of energy

When I know you don't care

You don't care

You don't stop, you won't stop

Being Mr. So Incredible

What you've done's not hard to swallow

It's downright inedible

You took my vulnerability

My dignity and pride

You weighed them up

Then cast them all aside

From you I never took a thing that mattered

And that is true

I never stole one precious smile from you

I never stole a precious smile from you