Muppet Sex

There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trashcan.

He was broke he couldnt get more ass than

All the other Muppets and the rest of the peeps,

Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street.

He said, I really like your swagger, and I could carry on

Cause your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn.

Im going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk

Or like Fozzie Bears jokes we should waka waka waka.

You should try it out, girl. Maybe were a match.

Just like Pinocchio therell be no strings attached.

I wanna get to know you, and girl if youre up to it,

I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus.

I got a pet worm, and you can make him grow,

Or Ill be your Super-Grover so I can save a ho,

And she said, hey Oscar, I dont mean to interrupt you,

But just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.

There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy,

And every other Wednesday night theyd get busy

More than he could put a handle on,

Cause she was wild n out like an Animal.

Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin.

And Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him

Like I know you lost interest, but we should really talk,

Cause Im one horny Muppet ah-ah-ah.

We got that Rainbow Connection, and honey if it suits ya,

Maybe we can make some Muppet babies in the future,

But until that day, my sex drive aint dead.

She hi-yah upside his head.

Now get in that bedroom and getbutt-naked,

Cause Im a little piggy and Ill bring home the bacon,

And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to,

Cause just cause Im a Muppet that dont mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.

The once was a Muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert,

Then one evening after work,

He said I know weve been roommates for a few years,

Sharin clothes and a bed and you never found it queer.

I aint never told you that Im a homosexual,

And Imma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables.

Youll probably find it shocking and maybe youre stunned,

But youre like my rubber duckie, cause youre the one.

You make bath-time lots of fun,

And every time I think of you, my heart goes all numb.

I think I love you Bert , and I believe youre not gay,

And if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a

Sunny day keeping the clouds away.

What do you say?

Bert turned to Ernie. He said, Ernie I wont front you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.

And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.

Elmo tap that ass!