Shocks And Surprises

I don't owe you anything

And anything is too much

I never heard say I could really sing

And if you did well were you drunk

You tried to make me feel inadequate

Like you up and I'm down below

I'd like to scorn your name in public

But I could never sink that low

Cos life is full of shocks and surprises

And you've always gone with the flow

Now I've witnessed all your disguises

And you can't stand seeing me go

I forgave you everything

But this time it's too late

So I'll save you the embarrassment

Of seeing me face to face

No use in trying to deny me

A chance to set the record straight

I know you bend the rules to suit your needs

And now you'll live with your mistakes

Cos life is full of shocks and surprises

And you've always gone with the flow

Now I've witnessed all your disguises

And you can't stand seeing me go

Oh (x4)

You gave yourself away

By being so competitive

You had the chance to stay

So why be so negative

So negative

Life is full of shocks and surprises

And you've always gone with the flow

Now I've witnessed all your disguises

And you can't stand seeing me go

Oh (x6)