Police Encounters

From the West Coast gonna take a plane

Hit the East Coast gonna take an A train

Hit the East Coast, going all the way

Why don't you come to Harlem?

All the spies went out to sea

But I remained in Harlem

Had to pay my parking fees

Felt just like P.T. Barnum

Caught a couple Pinter plays

I should have stayed in Harlem

Then I heard a policeman say

I think we should disarm him

I think we should strong-arm him

So out of place in Harlem

Then I see you standing there

In your dyed black hair

And no underwear

Bomp bom diddy diddy

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Caught a couple Albee plays

I should have stayed in Harlem

Then I heard a policeman say

Do your best to not alarm him

I've got eyes for the policeman's wife

The policeman's wife,the policeman's wife

Bomp bom diddy diddy

Bomp bom diddy diddy

Bomp bom diddy

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Unions went on strike today

But I remained in Harlem

I've got eyes for the policeman's wife

In her dyed black hair and her Bowie knife

As I see her standing there alone

In her dyed black hair

and her Android phone

Bomp bom diddy diddy

Bomp bom diddy diddy

Bomp bom diddy

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