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Max Can't Surf

Max Can't Surf lyrics by FIDLAR. He's gotta stay in shape He's gotta stay in shape Eating del taco and sleeping in Playing video games Quit smoking two packs...

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Max Can't Surf

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He's gotta stay in shape

He's gotta stay in shape

Eating del taco and sleeping in

Playing video games

Quit smoking two packs a day

He’s got dubstep in his veins

I smoke weed if my baby lets me

Or I won’t get laid

Or I won’t get laid

And Max can’t surf

Max can’t surf

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work

But God knows he’s got no balance

Swimming with the dolphins

Jamming with the turtle

Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man

Trying to do the best I can, dude

Gotta check the forecast

Throw away my skateboard

Stop wearing tight jeans

And pull on some board shorts

And Max can’t surf

Max can’t surf

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work

But God knows he’s got no balance

Smoking two packs a day

Smoking two packs a day

Smoking two packs a day

Smoking two packs a day

Smoking two packs a day

Smoking two packs a day

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work

But God knows he’s a ginger

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