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Artist: FIDLAR
Canonical path: /fidlar/max-can-t-surf
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Max Can't Surf
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Max Can't Surf
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He's gotta stay in shape
He's gotta stay in shape
Eating del taco and sleeping in
Playing video games
Quit smoking two packs a day
He’s got dubstep in his veins
I smoke weed if my baby lets me
Or I won’t get laid
Or I won’t get laid
And Max can’t surf
Max can’t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s got no balance
Swimming with the dolphins
Jamming with the turtle
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man
Trying to do the best I can, dude
Gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard
Stop wearing tight jeans
And pull on some board shorts
And Max can’t surf
Max can’t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s got no balance
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s a ginger
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