Mary's Christmas

Say it ain't so

I got a list here

That tells me, my dear

That you've been blind

And I stand out in the snow

While your mistletoe

Is danglin' over his head

You're sittin' by the fire

Kindlin' desire

While I'm freezin' outside

You say you're just friends

But I see you holding hands

Well nobody likes a liar

I'm burnin' pictures of you

Just to stay warm and

Baby it's cold outside

I just wanna be let in

So listen closely this Christmas

There's somebody on your roof

Who knows you've been naughty

And naughty since I've been gone

Unwrap this package behind your closed doors

Close all the wrappers that litter the floor

I'm through with Mary this Christmas

And oh my God you, you did it again

I just had to find out by talking to all of your friends

I'm burnin' pictures of you

Just to stay warm and

Baby it's cold outside

I just wanna be let in

So listen closely this Christmas

There's somebody on your roof

Who knows you've been naughty

And naughty since I've been gone

Unwrap this package behind your closed doors

Close all the wrappers that litter the floor

I'm through with Mary this Christmas

When the snow falls

There'll be phone calls

Wonderin' where you've been

And your caller ID

Right by the christmas tree

Is perfect proof that you're ignoring me

So listen closely this Christmas

There's somebody on your roof

Who knows you've been naughty

And naughty since I've been gone

Unwrap this package behind your closed doors

Close all the wrappers that litter the floor

I'm through with Mary this Christmas