Megacolon

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can

I'm craving chocolate exlax and my g.e fan

I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam

M.s.g money margaritas and my man

Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks

The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp

Instant relief is what I need to ease

The megacolon that's inside of me

Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll

Thinking bout my wardrove gonna get at the mall

T.v guide Cosmo I'm running out of mags

And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags

Finger in my hole getting into the dig

There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig

My man calls me Cherry

Think's I'm uptight

But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dyno-mite

I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.

and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me

She said holy shit

I said yes that is it

Now our megacolon is a big big hit

Megacolon

Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick

The shit got soft creamy slick

It came out in a blast that was really foul

Forget the white clouds I need a bounty towel

I need a new life

I got to reform

I can't take my strife

In this thunderstorm

I got to be strong

I got to be brave

Don't wanna bear the title

This Toilet slave

I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee

With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me

We are fly white girls moving in New York City

Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty

We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom

When we met each other in the ladies room

She said holy shit

I said yes that is it

Now Megacolon is a big big hit

mega colon

Fly white girls moving in New York city

Fly white girls moving in

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