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Artist: Fishbone
Canonical path: /fishbone/if-i-were-i-d
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If I Were... I'd...
Read If I Were... I'd... lyrics by Fishbone on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If I Were... I'd...
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If I were a dead kernel in the Marine Corps
I'd...
Buy a bunch of drugs
Tell a bunch of lies
Trade the hostages 4 missiles flyin' in the skies
People becum whores 2 back the corporate wars...
Vietnam, Nicaragua oh help us my Lord
People never c what should really b
Spreading their disease on them and you and me !!!
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