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Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
Canonical path: /five-iron-frenzy/chew-water
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Chew Water
Read Chew Water lyrics by Five Iron Frenzy on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Chew Water
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I dont rock the jukebox,
or hustle the women.
I'm deep drownin' in trouble and not even swimmin'.
I can't begin to tell you my toils,
my trouble is worse than my face being eaten off by boils.
It's so bad i can't even start to tell you, my troubles.
It's not about a dog, or women, nothin'.
What you're gonna have to see is,
I took my cousin Cletus's chew water and I drank it.
I drunk it all up and now i've got cancer of the esophagus.
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