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Artist: Flächenbrand
Canonical path: /flachenbrand/i-m-glad-you-got-breast-cancer-cunt
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I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
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I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
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Guys used to always buy you drinks
And they'd always kiss your ass
Now you just have one tit
Ha ha you stupid cunt
I always hoped you'd get AIDS
But breast cancer will do
Now you've just got one tit
But you used to have two
A drunk guy tried to feel you up
But there was nothing there
So he punched you in the teeth
And stole your money, cunt
I always hoped you'd get AIDS
But breast cancer will do
Now you've just got one tit
But you used to have two
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