I'm Not Sorry

Woke up in the morning

With a headache in the heat

Stinking of tequila

And the flavor of defeat

Watching Dr. Phil dismantle

Someone's fear and doubt

That obnoxious fatso

Thinks he's got me figured out

But hey, what do you care?

I never was what you want

I get the sense you think

I'm something of a slob

Think it's time that maybe

I should go and get a job

Tell you all about

The admiration of command

But I'm gonna make

A million dollars with the band

But hey, what do you care?

I never was what you want me to be

I'm going back to sleep

Sure, I drag you down

But I'm not sorry

I soiled your crown

But I'm not sorry

You mover, you shaker

While I just sit here

A loser, a failure

And I'm not sorry

Tough to take a shower

When there's no one to impress

Well, I'll just have another beer

To calm the nagging and the mess

And though I'll chop myself inside

I'll later dodge the sunny weather

For a fraction of a second

All the fragments come together

But hey, what do you care?

I never was what you want me to be

I'm going back to sleep

I'm mired, I'm tired

I'm fueling your amusement

With excuses, it's useless

Seems that this is just how

Every awkward evening ends

Dinner out at Susie's

Conversations with your friends

Asking them the questions

I know everybody does

Like "If I was retarded

Would I even know I was?"

But hey, what do you care?

I never was what you want me to be