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Artist: Flight Of The Conchords
Canonical path: /flight-of-the-conchords/a-kiss-is-not-a-contract
Related lyric paths: 6
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A kiss is not a contract
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A kiss is not a contract
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A kiss is not a contract
but it's very nice
yes it's very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south
A kiss is not a contract
but it's very nice
yes it's very very nice
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys
Just because I'm in an acoustic folk band,
It doesn't mean I only want poon-tang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
Oh because...
I'm only one man
Baby
We're only two men, Ladies
Baby, oh pretty babies
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