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Artist: Flight Of The Conchords
Canonical path: /flight-of-the-conchords/kissing
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K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
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A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockeys
Just because I'm in accused folk band
It doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
Because I'm only one man, baby
We're only two men now, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
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