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Artist: Flight Of The Conchords
Canonical path: /flight-of-the-conchords/mermaids
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Mermaids
Read Mermaids lyrics by Flight Of The Conchords on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mermaids
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Mermaid (that's right)
Mermaid (x alot)
Mermaid in mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid murmur into my ear
The answers to questions I'm longing to hear
Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? (whoa oh)
Do you all mermaid have slightly webbed hands? (oooh)
Is it normal for a guy to wear scuba apparatus when he makes Love in the sea? (make love to me)
Would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half?
I know it would be for me
whoa whoa
waii-yah, waii-ya
ooh ah ooh ooh
Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? (am I invited?)
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed? (if so, then how do you light it?)
Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish? (wish, wish, wish)
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on
A rock, holding half a fish? (half a sexy fish)
(everybody) whoa whoa
ooh ah ooh ooh
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