Never Rock a Party

[ VERSE 1 ]

Self-preservation, no warning alliance

And my rhymes are mainly based on mathematical science

I drink Moët on the rocks, Harvey's with Bristol

All about money and mics made out of crystal

My name will be praised, body preserved as a relic

More girlies than Bond, chillin harder than Selleck

Wanna live in a castle, with girls for romancin

Feedin me grapes while they're fanin me dancin

Crispy and fresh, never get spoiled

I'm takin a vow to be honest and loyal

I'm happy to announce me and rap are now wedded

And breakin the vow's a ground for bein beheaded

People travel for miles to get where I'm playin

I hate to disappoint em, homes, dig what I'm sayin?

I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust

And I never rock a party, when I play, I house

[ VERSE 2 ]

Some rappers are wack and takin the credit

You knew who you are just as soon as I said it

On your burial grounds I'll inscribe my initials

This is what you get for tryin to pay the officials

MC's are like cards, they want you to play em

I like dungeons & dragons cause the plot is to slay em

My name'll carry on just like a tradition

My songs will be housin when I'm retired and fishin

I love to recite, say a rhyme and then spin it

Take it as a joke, but I'm in it to win it

Highly fortified, balanced, efficient

Never said a rhyme that wasn't sufficient

Biters nowadays, watch what you tell em

They might just take your rhyme, wanna rob you and sell em

I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust

And I never rock a party, when I play, I house

[ VERSE 3 ]

I settle for tops, not takin no middles

Dope lines cause my mind's just as fit as a fiddle

MC destroyer, rulin the nation

Excuse me baby, would you like to take a dication?

So let it be said, so shall it be noted

I like to thank the fans that faithfully voted

I truthfully swear I'll never be lettin

Suckers keep rockin if I don't think they be jettin

Stripped to the bone, bare to the gristle

Worse than death, serve eternal dismissal

Never incited by slander or disses

Leave a blank for my name, I send plenty of kisses

Bound to go far, travel ??????

?????, question theories of Plato

Rappin is witty, the journey is rough

And categorized as simple teenage stuff

Achievin my goal, do better than rockin

With light in my eyes I can see who be clockin

I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust

And I never rock a party, when I play, I house

[ VERSE 4 ]

Live in the jungle, survivin the boonies

The number of fans is even double the movies

My rhymes is devine, pure and untampered

No longer expect to be spoiled and pampered

You be cast in a bondage, emprisoned in cages

Not to be seen or even heard of for ages

Offenders remanded on dates of arraingment

A law for the rock house and that's entertainment

Rodents and rats, reptiles and lizards

MC's who proclaim to have the knowledge of wizards

All of the lowest ?????

Like it or not, have to bow in my presence

I'll never be outwitted at the games I play

Took a break but you knew I'd be back someday

But truthfully you know it wasn't all that long

But knew my next jam had to be super strong

Dope rhymes are the reason that others hate me

That's why they make records tryin to down and degrade me

But nothin I can say, that's how it goes

They just better hope we never have no shows

I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust

And I never rock a party, when I play, I house