Archie, Merry Me

You've expressed explicitly

Your contempt for matrimony

You've student loans to pay

You will not risk the alimony

We spent our days locked in a room

Content inside a bubble

And in the nighttime we go out

And scour the streets for trouble

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

During the summer take me

Sailing out on the Atlantic

I won't set my sights on other seas

There is no need to panic

So honey take me by the hand

And we can sign some papers

Forget the invitations

Floral arrangements and bread makers

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Too late to go out

Too young to stay in

They're talking about

Us living in sin

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie