Calamity Crush

Socialist sitcom in a modern urbanized society

Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean doodly squat

I'll lead depressionist youth mass to mock

Rebellion for a fee

Choose choose choose choose your weapons

We're in a calamity crush

In last week's episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead

Tear up the handshake - it don't mean doodly squat

Lead the depressionist youth mass

Better dead than red

Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons

We're in a calamity crush

Repressionist sitcom in a modern urbanized society

Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean nothing to me

Lead the depressionist youth mass into a new philosophy

Choose choose choose choose your weapons

This is the calamity crush

Choose choose choose choose your weapons

This is the calamity crush

Choose choose choose choose your weapons

This is the calamity crush

Rug rats, drug rats, pig axe, wrong facts, had it up to here

Too late to turn back so do the calamity crush

Rug rats, drug rats, pick axe, wrong facts

Bringing up the rear

Too tired to go forward, too late to go to work

So do the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush

This is the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush

So do the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush

This is the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush

So do the calamity crush