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Artist: Food Metal
Canonical path: /food-metal/asparagus-can-you-guess-what-i-ate
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Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)
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Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)
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Don't like the texture or the taste
This vegetable is such a waste
It makes my pee smell so bad
This is the worst food I ever had
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Don't steam or fry it, or microwave
There's no way to cook it to make me crave
Don't ever put it on my plate
Asparagus I really hate!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
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Food Metal performs "Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)", and this lyric page sits inside the Food Metal catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)"?
Yes. The related section below points to All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Part 1: Waiting In Line and All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Part 2: Salad Bar with a short reason for opening each page next.
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