There's A Small Hotel

Lyrics:

I'd like to get away, Junior

Somewhere alone with you

It could be oh, so gay, Junior

You need a laugh or two

A certain place I know, Frankie

Where funny people can have fun

That's where the two will go, Darling

Before you can count up

One, two, three. For ...

CHORUS

There's a small hotel

With a wishing well

I wish that we were there together

There's a (no) bridal suite

One room bright and neat

Complete for us to share together

Looking through the window

You can see a distant steeple

Not a sign of people - who wants people?

When the steeple bell says,

"Good night, sleep well,"

We'll thank the small hotel together

BRIDGE

Pretty window curtains made of chince

In a make believe land

On the wall are several cheerful prints

Of Grant and Grover Cleveland

Look out into the parlor and feast your eyes

On the moose head on the wall

Perhaps you'd like to play the organ

They tune it every other fall.

When the steeple bell says,

"Good night, sleep well,"

We'll thank the small hotel

We'll creep into our little shell

And we will thank the small hotel together