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Artist: Fred Figglehorn
Canonical path: /fred-figglehorn/christmas-cash
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Christmas Cash
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Christmas Cash
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You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents! (Fred)
I mean doesn't she know what I really want? (Well you never told me). Turtle necks. Thanks but no thanks! I don't want any of that stuff, you know what I'm sayin'?
Don't need no video games, they only fry your brain
Don't want a squirrel shaver, got enough stuff
Don't need back acne cream
Or any fried beans,
No MP3 player
I don't want much
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like, (If you really want to know)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is
Cash, cash, money, money (money!)
Cash, all I really want is
Cash, cash, money, yeah
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash, Christmas cash
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!
Don't need a cell phone, can call myself at home
Don't buy me clothes, I only need my one shirt! (It's good enough for me)
Don't need no wart remover,
Electric trainer scooter
Instead of shopping let me save you the work (Just trying to be nice! )
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like, (Christmas Cash!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is... is...
Cash, cash, money, money (money!)
Cash, all I really want is
Cash, cash, money, yeah
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash, Christmas cash
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!
Save the aggravation,
Haven't I been waiting?
It's really you I'm thinking of,
Why not keep it simple?
Why not give a little cash? (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money
(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred!)
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, now!
C-c-c-c-Cash! (I like it!)
What I really want for Christmas is...
Cash, cash, money, money (money!)
Cash, all I really want is
Cash, cash, money, yeah
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Give it up, Christmas Cash
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!
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Fred Figglehorn performs "Christmas Cash", and this lyric page sits inside the Fred Figglehorn catalog on LyroVerse.
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