60, Beautiful & Mine

Well she's a fast damn woman

She's a lovin' machine

And she's been around the block if you know what I mean

Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene

And now she knows it's time

To find someone to share the rest of her days

Before the grim reaper come's and layes her to waste

And I know I'm first in line

Because she's 60

And she's beautiful

And she's mine

Well I was sick of the girls

And I was sick of the game

And I know alzeimhers is a goddamn shame

But I still think it's cute when she forgets her name

And tries to remember mine

And as the years go by

And the loving grows

Like the hairs on her chin

Or the warts on her toes

The best years may be behind her but still...

She's 75

She's beautiful

And she's mine

And I don't care what people say

We're gonna do it everyway

Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time

My Baby she still knows how to please

Even with her breasts down to her knees

She's 90

And she's beautiful

And she's mine

I saw it in her face it was the end of the line

I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time

Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care

Well I believe that death isn't really the end

Even though she not moving I can always pretend

But now I know that she'll always be there

'Cause I gaffer taped her

To the

Rockin' chair

Well I don't care what people say

We're gonna do it every way

Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes

My baby's always there for me

Frozen for eternity

She's 60 and she's beautiful

As another none more suitable

She's 60

And she's beautiful

And she's mine