Groovallegiance

'Bout that time

They asked me where was I going

Ya know, I said, well

You have to be reasonable so you know

I've never been away from home before and

Uh, besides they gave me a good deal and I think that

Uh Funkadelica is you know, the nation

That, you know, I would like to, live under

(What in the world is this boy talking about?)

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Uh, they funk, well they funk, today funk

Of da United Funk of Funkadelica

I pledge groovallegiance to the flag

Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah

Who with the united funk we can fly

For if our cause was unjust

We couldn't bring this funk to you

So we feel that it's a must

It is something we should do

Let me take you by the hand

And spread the funk across the land

It's not hard to understand

Headin' for the master plan

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Oh, yeah-hoo, they do do do da funk

Do da funk-de e de dee

Pardon me, but I can tell

We know each other very well

Take my funk and let it grow

And then we'll funk some more

Please come on, come all to the funk

Let your feelings grow as one

Join this nation, you will see

That we can make you free

Dip-dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Do they, do they funk?

Oh, yeah, do they funk, un-hum

So if you just take the time

You'd see we need to draw the line

When we do I'm sure you'll find

That we come to free your mind

Oh, yeah, do-doop--doop do-do-wow

Doobie-doobie-doop-do-wow

Do you promise to funk

The whole funk and

Nothing but the funk

Go forth and funk

I am sorry I have

But one funk to give to my nation

One nation under a groove

Think, it isn't illegal yet in funk we trust

Do you pledge grooveallegiance to the funk?

One nation under a groove

It isn't illegal yet

I believe in the funk!