The Red Devil

Me and my mate chillin at the pearly gates

Sippin a pint a bear

But then the red man comes with a pitch fork through his thumb

And he can hear us cheer

I can see youv got a nipple on

Cant be that hot down there

If your wondering wat im talkin bout im on about hell

How many rings round his nipple one

Which means that hes a queir

And im like

Dont come near me ya fat bastard you can stay right there

So he aproched us with his fork

That he pulled out of his thumb

I think he he had a cleg nut for he poked it up his bum.

I told him he had a small cock

So he put on a long frock

I said oi look the sighn sez beware of the dog

Which means dont let him see that poor excuse for a dick

Oh no hes comin get the tweezas put away quick

So me dog come along and ripped wat was there to shredsi didnt mean to protect him but he ended up in a hospital bed.

It musta turned him on for he came in my dogs mouth

My dog didnt like the taste so he ran a mile to louth

Thats the end of my little song

That was one day when everything went rong