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Artist: Futurama
Canonical path: /futurama/leela-orphan-of-the-stars
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Leela: Orphan Of The Stars
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Leela: Orphan Of The Stars
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[Captain]
Who is this one eyed female baby moses?
With courage in her female babies smile?
[Orphans]
A savior from the stars
Or something stranger still
[Leela]
Or just a lonely filthy starving child
[Bender]
Leela! Leela, leela save him
Save fry! Gave fry! Godzilla
Will devour him as for me I must be off
To have my doctor check this cough
Goodbye
[Fry]
To win leela's heart with the holophoner's art
I need hands of transcendental quickness
[Robot devil]
Well I don't see any danger
In gambling with a stranger
For my head is of a most amazing thickness
I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm stupider than you
I'm stupider than you in every way
[Robot devil]
Stupider?
Bah! This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant
Your lyrics lack subtelty
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel
That makes me feel angry!
[Fry]
Look, what do you want?
Robot devil (singing)
I want my hands back!
Ahahahahahahaha!
[Fry]
Never!
A deals a deal, even with a dirty dealer
[Robot devil]
Very well, then I'll take what I want from leela!
Leela has promised me her hand
[Leela]
Fry, you do not understand!
I should have revealed I've been deafened by bender
The shame, the shame
But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor
Deceptions', the curse of my whimsical gender
He gave me mechanical ears
Effective yet just a bit garish
In return without shedding a tear
I agreed that I'd give him my hand
[Robot devil]
In marriage
[Leela]
What?
[Robot devil]
You'll give me your hand in marriage
[Hermes]
Is this really happening or just being staged?
[Farnsworth]
It can't be real
[Amy]
Not if leela is engaged
[Leela]
That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed
[Robot devil]
You should have checked the wording in the fine
[Leela]
I'll give you my hand
[Leela/robot devil]
In marriage
[Bender]
The use of words expressing something other than
Their literal intentions, now that, is, irony!
[Robot devil]
I will marry her now and confide her to hell
How droll, how droll!
Where styx is a river and not just a band
Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned
Unless fry you surrender my hands!!
[Fry]
Destiny has cheated me, by
Forcing me to decide upon
The woman that I idolize
Or the hands of an automotan
Without these hands I can't complete
The opera that was captivating her but if I keep
Them, and she marries him
Then he probably won't want me dating her
[Farnsworth]
I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving
[Zoidberg]
I can't believe everybody is just ad-libbing!
[Robot preacher]
By the power invested in me by the state of new New York
[Fry]
No!! Stop!
Take my hands, you evil! Detal! Dork!!
[Robot devil]
Ahahahahahaha!!
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