Future Bible Heroes

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I'm a Vampire

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I'm a Vampire

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I have ever so much money

I'm gorgeous

And I can fly

I survied the Inquisition

Been a harlot

Been a queen

Survived for seven hundred years

And still look seventeen

Hon, one from whom you really should run

I despise the light of the sun

And I kill your kind just for fun

Cause I'm a vampire

Damn, I am what?

I am what I am

And I am impossibly glam

And I am happy as a clam

Cause I'm a vampire

Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch

A blood flow

A blood avalance

I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas

I never age and I'll never die

Unlike all the stars in the sky

I'll be young forever

But why?

Cause I'm a vampire

Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear

I am neither sweet nor sincere

And I'd rather drink blood than beer

Cause I'm a vampire

The sun will never touch me

I abhor its filthy light

I am the mistress of the damned

And of the children of the night

I have all the love I need

It is your blood I crave

I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave

I can turn into a bat

I can cast the evil eye

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