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Artist: Future Bible Heroes
Canonical path: /future-bible-heroes/keep-your-children-in-a-coma
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Keep Your Children In a Coma
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Keep Your Children In a Coma
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Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Starting today!
Life is hard for kids today
They have to program everything
Dude, they have to use computers
Just to sing
If you keep them dosed on soma
You can spare them all their pain
Keep your children in a coma
And stay sane
You can't let them go to school
For fear of bullying little beasts
And you can't take them to church
For fear of priests
You can never really know-ma
If there motives remain pure
Keep your children in a coma
And be sure
All that background radiation
Oil companies run bad
Party politics amuck
Good girls gone bad
They would just get melanoma
If they surfed in see-through jeans
Keep your children in a coma
Through their teens
Little caleb and valoma
Would be drugged up anyway
Keep your coma
Starting today
Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Starting today!
Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Keep your children in a coma
Starting today!
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