Hero To Zero

Bless my soul Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll

What a pro

Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO

He was a no one haa ooh

Now he's a hot shot He's a hero

Here was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero just like that

When he smiled the girls went wild with

Oohs and aahs

And they slapped his face on every vase (on every vase)

From appearance fees and royalties

Our Herc had cash to burn

Now nouveau riche and famous

He could tell you

What the Grecian's urn

Say amen

There he goes again

Sweet and undefeated

And an awesome ten for ten

Folks lined up Just to watch him flex

And this perfect package

Packed a pair of pretty pecs

Hercie, he comes

He sees, he conquers

Honey, the crowds were going bonkers

He showed the moxie, brains and spunk

From zero to hero a major hunk

Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the glad in gladiator?

Hercules

Whose daring deeds are great theater?

Hercules

Is he bold?

No one braver

Is he sweet

Our favorite flavor

Hercules, Hercules

Hercules, Hercules

Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

Undefeated

Riding high

And the nicest guy

Not conceited

He was a nothin' (a zero, zero)

Now he's a hot shot (he's a hero)

He hit the heights at breakneck speed

From zero to hero

Now he's a hero

Yes indeed