Now I'm a baby

Oh man

People think that just 'cause we can’t talk yet

That we babies don’t got something to say

But we do

We ain’t the same ’cause I’ve got no shame

All that I own is my little name

When I be teethin’ it hurts so I’m screamin’

I wake up your daddy, I’m havin’ bad dreams

I’m holdin’ my blanket you’re holdin’ your bills

I’m sippin’ my bottle and havin’ no spills

You’re scared of your boss, I’m scared of the dark

Head baby in charge, take me to the park

Yeah I’ve got little arms

Who cares?

I put my toes in my mouth

Who cares?

The only thing that it seems I can’t do, is go down the stairs

I’m playin’ with blocks while you’re checking your stocks

My life is just startin’, while yours is departin’

The doctor said: Oh what a sweet little baby

Girl, you don’t know me (you don’t), maybe

It’s too early to tell

One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own

But for now I’m a baby

But now I’m a baby

I walk on two feet

And I’ll choose what I eat

But for now I’m a baby

But now I’m a baby

One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own

But for now I’m a baby

I love you

I’m faded off Enfamil

Drinkin’ my milk from my mama still

I kick and I scream and I cry and I whine ’til she give me her nip

And I get my fill, and now I got poop in my diaper (oh no)

But I ain’t cleanin’ it up (not my job)

Boy, am I thirsty, yeah

I know I just ate but please bust some more milk in my cup

I mean bottle, watch me waddle, do the whip and hit the throttle

I’m baby driver, yeah

Pull up to your girl, and drive her where?

Back to the crib, I put on my bib

You know that it’s time for another sip

Yeah, rock a bye, rock a bye me

You doing your taxes, I’m livin’ for free

Baby

Hop out the womb, hop in a jet

I hit the club, you hit the deck

Milk bottle service sent to my section

Padded foam edges, I’m fully protected

I like milk tepid, gold bib I’m flexin’

Your mama callin’ me

Baby you not in school yet, here’s a lesson

You are the worst, I am the best

Pull up to your blocks, I’m not impressed

I gotta juice

Don’t know how to speak, don’t know how to lose

Object out of sight and I’m thinkin’ it’s gone

Sixteen years older than me, but I’m takin’ your sister to prom

I am the bae, I am the bee

Buzzin’ around, pretendin’ to sleep

Those little dumb fences don’t stop me from movin’

I jump out the window like a

Louis V bag all packed

Apple slices in a smaller Louis bag

Little [?] man, not a baby that’s a fact

High-roller out in Vegas with a stroller

‘Til you go out and pose a fake stash now I look a little older

I still put my toes in my mouth

Who cares?

I drink milk until I throw up

Who cares? (I’m gonna take a nap)

Who cares?

Who cares?

One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own

But for now I’m a baby

But now I’m a baby

I walk on two feet

And I’ll choose what I eat

But for now I’m a baby

But now I’m a baby

One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own

But for now I’m a baby

But now I’m a baby

I walk on two feet

And I’ll choose what I eat

But for now I’m a baby

She callin’ me baby