Gay Divorcee (The Musical)
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I Still Love the Red, White and Blue

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Gay Divorcee (The Musical) Canonical path: /gay-divorcee-the-musical/i-still-love-the-red-white-and-blue Related lyric paths: 6
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I Still Love the Red, White and Blue

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A bunch of Bolsheviks, one day

Were working out an easy way

To make this hellish world a perfect heaven

And among that thickly bearded clan

To discuss the five-and-ten-cent plan

Was a pure American girl of thirty-seven

The leader rose and said to them

"Is this the flag you love?"

And he waved a scarlet banner to and from

To which they all, with great success

Pronounced the Russian word for "Yes,"

except the American girl, who cried "No."

I still love the red, white and blue

You may think that I'm funny, but I do

I cannot understand to what it is owin'

I must be a cross between Betsy Ross and George M. Cohan

To progress I may be a drag

But the star-spangled banner is my flag

Because of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Monroe

Longfellow, Whittier, Bryant and Poe

Pershing and Lindbergh and Morgan and Mellon

And Amos and Andy too

I still love the red, white and blue

I still love the red, white and blue

People here think it's crazy, but I do

We've arraged I should meet that young man Mountbatten

But why should I wait when I got a date with old Manhattan

Where else could the wild sow an oat

Had that bimbo Columbus missed his boat

In spite of cyclones and prairie fires, earthquakes, and floods

Luckies, Chesterfields, Camels and Spuds

Grifters anf grafters, con men and gunmen

And men I've been married to

I still love the red, white and blue

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