Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Gehennah
Canonical path: /gehennah/merry-shitmas
Related lyric paths: 6
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Merry Shitmas!
Read Merry Shitmas! lyrics by Gehennah on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Merry Shitmas!
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It's Christmas morning and You're so glad
Gonna get some presents from Mom and Dad
You take a look under the Christmas tree
A very special present You now can see
The special present can't wait 'til later
In your excitement You rip off the paper
Suddenly You notice a very strange smell
It's from the present, You can tell
Merry Shitmas!
Santa's very special big surprise
A sausage of shit surrounded by flies
Merry shitmas, stupid child
This is what you get for being nice and mild
Very Merry Shitmas!
(The shitmas carol/Stringburner)
Repeat verse 3
Merry Shitmas!
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Yes. The related section below points to 666, Drunks & Rock'n'Roll and A Black Majesty with a short reason for opening each page next.
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