Counting Out Time

I'm counting out time

Got the whole thing down by numbers

All those numbers!

Give me guidance!

O Lord I need that now

The day of judgement's come

And you can bet that I've been resting

for this testing

Digesting every word the experts say

Erogenous zones I love you

Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date

Thought I'd better get it straight

Went to buy a book before it's too late

Don't leave nothing to fate

I studied every line, every page in the book

Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look

This is Rael!

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it

'Cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1-9

Still counting out time, got my finger on the button

Don't say nuttin - just lie there still

And I'll get you turned on just fine

Erogenous zones I love you

Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6

Bit of trouble in zone No. 7

Gotta remember all of my tricks

There's heaven ahead in No. 11!

Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils

Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!

(Take it away Mr. Guitar)

Move over Casanova

I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy

Please don't slap me

I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail

I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress

I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away

Erongenous zones I question you

Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues