I've Got a Secret

When I was a kid I was pretty wise

I could whip any feller two times my size

Got me a skunk and I put im in a box

And I went to see the kid who lived down the block

I said I got a secret

He said well gosh George won't you show me yeah

Well he opened it up and he got a whif

It knocked him down and it jarred him stiff

He held his nose and he let out a moan

I picked up my box and I trapsed on home

I've got a secret I've got a secret

Now you may think that it ain't no fun

But just ask the man who owns one

It'll hit you like a shell from a twelve gauge gun

Pick up your feet and try to run

But it ain't no use it'll cook your goose

I've got a secret

At the age of twelve I went to a dance

Met a little girl who put me in a trance

I guess I fell in love at first sight

Cause we danced together most all the night

And I said ma'm I got a secret

She said tell me George

I kissed her big and it must've felt good

Cause it knocked her down like I knew it would

I laughed and watched her lyin' on the floor

And this is what I said when she hollered for more

I've got a secret

Well as the years went by I got a little older

Along with age I grew a little bolder

Me and my date was sittin' in the park

And the moon was pretty and the night was dark

And I said honey I got a secret

And she said yippee

We sat there awhile and forgot about the time

And now her name is the same as mine

We got sixteen kids to keep us happy

And they all tell secrets to their pappy

I've got a secret I got a secret