Page type: lyric reference
Artist: George Jones
Canonical path: /george-jones/asshole-song
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Asshole Song
Read Asshole Song lyrics by George Jones on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Asshole Song
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life
And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Asshole Song"?
George Jones performs "Asshole Song", and this lyric page sits inside the George Jones catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Asshole Song"?
Yes. The related section below points to If I Don't Love You and Big Harlan Taylor with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by George Jones?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through George Jones's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Asshole Song yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.