We Want The Funk

Excuse me, where have I seen you?

They tend to ask me

A humble answer I give them

As we start to get closer

But then even more so

They all persist on rubbing my torso

Im Latin but I aint wrapping in satin

No, that old disco look just aint happening

Im fresh and new and making my debut

So let me run this information by you

Its true we outdo, it has become an issue

Love em and leave em fast we wont miss you

Its tradition were well conditioned

We outlast the competition, so listen

We dont care too much about kissing

No, we know just what youve been missing

Were straight out and blunt

We dont put up with stunts

Baby, you know what we want

We want the funk

Give up the funk

We need the funk

Gotta have that funk

Dont play shy, dont expect long good-byes

These are some of the rules that we go by

No demands and forget holding hands

Please, not around our friends

We intend to hold on to our image

Dont try to cross that line of scrimmage

Dont say you werent aware, so have yourself prepared

And beware, this is a one-time love affair

See, thats as far as it goes, its our motto

And you thought you won the lotto

Waiting to claim your prize you go unrecognized

Huh! Hows that for a surprise?

So save yourself from confusion and sorrow

Dont even think about tomorrow

Tonights the night, enjoy!

Were here to make some noise

Let me hear that high pitch in your voice

We want the funk

Give up the funk

We need the funk

Gotta have that funk

Smoother than James Bond you wake and were gone

So you wonder what you did wrong

Huh! Dont be blaming yourself, its a must that we vanish

Heres the scroop straight to you, but in Spanish...

Oye nena, rubia o morena, mi excusa est en mis venas

Soy un simple mujeriego no lo niego ni miento

Soy latino cien por ciento

As que piensa lo bien si no es conmigo con quien es?

Responde de una vez

No te me hagas la importante la dificil o atorrante

Al cabo tengo mas amantes

No te prometo nada saldrs por donde entrastes

Yo no pienso molestarte

As que no me busques, me sigas, me asustes

Busca otro que te la ajuste

Now there it is, laid out plain and simple

In Spanish but on tempo

Cant comprehend at all, confused or in a hole?

Whats the matter? No habla espaol?

If thats the case then no need to worry

Bust out the dictionary

You want some inside info

Wanna know what youre in for

Look up right under nympho

We want the funk

Give up the funk

We need the funk

Gotta have that funk