Novocaine

The doctor will see you now

How are you today?

What seems to be the problem?

Well, I don’t think that’s the case

Something is wrong, and it’s all your fault

How are you today?

I’ve found a diagnosis

And I have just what you need

Something is wrong and it’s all your fault

Don’t be afraid

You’re making things worse

I should know ‘cause I'm the doctor here

Don’t run away

I’ll throw the treatment in reverse

Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all, let’s establish one thing

A kind heart like me really doesn’t have to do this

You don’t deserve it

So pay your fees with appreciation

You’re in my debt for as long as you need medication

For a chronic condition

And everybody’s watching

Everybody wants to know

What the hell is wrong with you, there!

Over there!

Everybody noticed the abomination inside your mouth

Now don’t make this harder than it has to be

You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity

(Pull ‘em out and, and, and wash ‘em off, the memories)

Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance

(Tear ‘em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)

Your infection shall have its final dance

(Pull ‘em out and, and, and wash ‘em off, the memories)

(Tear ‘em out and, and, and make up for forgotten years)

With just a sharp pinch, let’s administer the novocaine

It’s not that painful, so why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment

You didn’t even feel a thing in the first place

Oh, how fucking sad

You made excuses to dissociate

You’re bleeding now ‘cause you never floss

And I'm the one who deals with your loss

So open your mouth and say: Ah!

Say: Ah!

Don’t make this harder than it has to be

You’re the one pulling teeth for an eternity

Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance

Your infection shall have its final dance

Don’t be afraid

You’re making things worse

I should know ‘cause I'm the doctor here

Don’t run away

I’ll throw the treatment in reverse

Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say: Ah!

Now all of your memories

Memories, memories

Must be side effects

Side effects of the anesthesia

I never did

Never did anything

To warrant your hate

Your hate

Your hatred towards me

Anyway, let’s try again

The doctor will see you now

Say: Ah!

Don’t pull away

You’re making things worse

I should know ‘cause I'm the surgeon here

Don’t be afraid

I’ve given you everything

All the teeth that I pull are mine to keep

I tried to help you

You chose to refuse

If you want it that way

I'm gonna operate

Forever and a day

You never had a say

I know exactly what’s best for you

I’ve done exactly what’s best for you