I Like Hubcaps

Brak:

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms

I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans

I like tinfoil and bowties

I like cardboard and moon pies

When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines

Shootin' submarines

I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly

I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn

I like cornflakes, corndogs

I like corn bread and cornstarch

I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn

ALL KINDS OF CORN!

He likes this and he likes that

He likes that and he likes this

Oogedy boogedy life is sweet

Oogedy boogedy tell 'em girls

When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is

Because of all the things that I like....

What was that? (My bad.)

I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs

I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed

I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye

Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head

Falling on my head

I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti

I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead!

I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake

I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down?

WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?

He likes this and he likes that

He likes that and he likes this

Oogedy Boogedy you know what I mean

Oogedy Boogedy tell 'em Franz

When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is

Cause all of the things that I, liiiiiiiiiiiike