Coffins And Curios

let me introduce you to a very special fiend

a twisted hunchback with stringy white hair

peddler of curios and Ghoul benefactor

at a dusty little place down the road

from our lair

his name is of no concern

but his wares are of particular interest

he sells the most peculiar oddities

its a wonder that his store stays in business

welcome to my shop,

my little home away from home

take a look around if you dare

I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse

curiosities to horrify and scare

horned human skulls,

cursed Egyptian scrolls

a puzzle box that causes lamentation

a cursed monkeys paw

and a crucifix that bleeds

part and parcel of my curious vocation

cobweb veils stretch across the room

and obscure switch carved from a bone

a pull of the lever and the floor opens up

revealing the ostium that leads to our home

Creepsylvania is where they all go

from our bone riddled dungeon of Horror

to a shop specializing in creepy curios

welcome to my shop,

my little home away from home

take a look around if you dare

I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse

curiosities to horrify and scare

horned human skulls,

cursed Egyptian scrolls

a puzzle box that causes lamentation

a cursed monkeys paw

and a crucifix that bleeds

part and parcel of my curious vocation

Coffins,

Coffins,

Coffins,

Coffins and Curios