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Artist: Gilbert Becaud
Canonical path: /gilbert-becaud/croquemitoufle
Related lyric paths: 6
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Croquemitoufle
Read Croquemitoufle lyrics by Gilbert Becaud on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Croquemitoufle
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Je me rencroquemitoufle
Au fond des pantoufles
Quand tu n'es pas là
Et je m'éfiléfiloche
Comme un fond de poche
Quand tu n'es pas là
Je périclite, décline
En carabobine
Qui n'en finit pas
Et la vie me semble fouine
Blette et filandrine
Quand tu n'es pas là
Oh la la
Que le temps s'étire
Oh la la
Tirelirela
Et je me serpentiluche
Je m'escaramuche
Dans le fond des bois
Tous les raconte-bouillasses
Des grogne-filasses
Ne m'atteignent pas
C'est la pauvre galochade
La maripanade
Des jours sans galas
Tous les corbeaux croambulent
C'est la plénibule
Des oiseaux de croix
Oh la la
Que le temps s'étire
Oh la la
Tirelirela
Mais soudain je m'exclamouche
Ton cœur qui fait mouche
Trinque avec le mien
Je me raminagroviche
Comme chattebiche
Ronronne matin
Boum ça tambouriclaironne
Ça tonitrutonne
En million d'éclats
Toi tu m'enrubambichonnes
Tu m'empolissonnes
Au lit de ma joie
Oh la la
Mon Dieu que je t'aime
Oh la la
Tirelirela
Oh la la
Mon Dieu que je t'aime
Oh la la
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Gilbert Becaud performs "Croquemitoufle", and this lyric page sits inside the Gilbert Becaud catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Ce monde t'attend and Pour oublier quoi with a short reason for opening each page next.
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