Are You Sure

Wow said the king to the fighters in the ring

I sure do think it's funny

The way you punch and you brawl till you can barely crawl

Are you sure you're only in it for the money?

Good golly said the creep to the cop on the beat

I do admire the way you feel a collar

With all the beating and the showing that ain't so lovely doving

Are you sure you only do it for the dollar?

Wow said the judge to the hooker with a nudge

I'm gonna find you all your pleasure

But with the pervs and the kinks and the queer rinky dinks

Are you sure you only do it for the treasure?

Hey man said God to the Devil with a nod

I'm gonna fight you for the human race

But if I beat you with a spell and kick you out of hell

Are you sure that I can take your your place?

I'll be your confidante

Tell me of all your desires

Let me be your confidante

I'll help to put coal on your fires