Still Alive

This was a triumph!

I'm making a note here:

"Huge success!"

It's hard to overstate

My satisfaction

Aperture science

We do what we must

Because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying

Over every mistake

You just keep on trying

Till you run out of cake

And the science gets done

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are

Still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now, these points of data

Make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta

We're releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned

Think of all the things we learned

For the people who are

Still alive

Go ahead and leave me

I think I'd prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else

To help you

Maybe black mesa

That was a joke! Haha! Fat chance!

Anyway this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist

Look at me: Still talking

When there's science to do

When I look out there

It makes me glad I'm not you

I've experiments to run

There is research to be done

On the people who are

Still alive

And believe me I am

Still alive

I'm doing science and I'm

Still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm

Still alive

While you're dying I'll be

Still alive

And when you're dead I will be

Still alive

Still alive

Still alive