Billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shining lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh, I

I swear the world better to prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah

I would be the host of, everyday Christmas

Give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like: Here, lady, have this

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months since I've single so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho, He he

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid

Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Oh, every time I close my eyes

(What you see? What you see, bro?)

I see my name in shining lights

(Aha, aha, and what else?)

A different city every night, oh, I

I swear the world better to prepare

(For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh for when I'm a billionaire

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, let's go

I'll be playing basketball with the President

Dunking on his delegates

Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate

And, yeah, I'll be in a whole new tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it

I'll probably take whatever is left and just split it up

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was

Eating good sleeping soundly

I know we all have a similar dream

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet

and put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad

(So bad)

Buy all of the things I never had

(Buy everything, haha)

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

(What up, Oprah? AHA)

Oh, every time I close my eyes

(What you see? What you see, bro?)

I see my name in shining lights

(Aha, aha, and what else?)

A different city every night, oh, I

I swear the world better to prepare

(For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire

Oh, ooh, oh, ooh (Sing) for when I'm a billionaire

Oh, ooh, oh, ooh, oh

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad