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Artist: Glee
Canonical path: /glee/i-m-the-greatest-star
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I'm The Greatest Star
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I'm The Greatest Star
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I got 36 expressions!
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that's 6 expressions more than all those Baltimore put together
So 'stead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?
Well, it must be a plot!
'Cause their scared that I got... Such a gift?
Well, I'll miffed
Cause I'm
The greatest star
I am by far!
But no one knows it--wait!
They're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute (ah ah ah ah)
They'll cheer each toot
(Hey, that kids terrific, mmm)
When I expose it
(Now can't ya see to look at me that)
I'm a natural camille
As camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
(Now listen kid I know I'd be divine because)
I'm a natural cougher
(Ahoo, aheh, ahay)
Some ain't got it, not a lump
I'm a great big clump of talent
Laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha)
They'll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the jokes!)
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When ya gifted, then ya gifted
These are facts
I've got no acts to grind
Hey, whaddaya blind?
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star
No autographs, please
You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?
I should say not
Any minute now they're gonna be out!
Finished
Then it will be my turn! Humph
Who is the pip with pizzazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamourous as?
Who's an american beauty rose?
With an american beauty nose!!!
And ten american beauty toes?
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot on gun shot and bam!
Hey mister keeney
Here I am!
I'm the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
That's why I was born
I'll blow my horn
Till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights
Gotta flash of light
I'll flicker and flare up!
All of the world's gonna star up!
Looking down you'll never see me
Try the sky cause that'll be me!
I can make 'em cry!
I can make 'em sigh!
Someday they'll clamor for my drama
Have ya guessed yet!
Who's the best yet?
If ya late I'll tell ya one more time
You betcah last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest
Star
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