Nuthin' But a Glee Thang

[ashley lendzion]

One, two, three and to the four

If you love glee come knock on my door

Ain't nothing but a glee thang baby

Matt morrison's abs drive me crazy

Tried to make him mine cops had to tase me

Undeniable

This ain't gonna phase me

It's a shame there's only one matt morrison

Like the clone sheep dolly i want more of him

If matt morrison were boss

I'd work for him for free

Dropping all his calls like i'm at&t

Now i'm alfred hitchcock

I'll show up in your shot

Six times been escorted off the studio lot

Hot silly mr. morrison acting all aloof

He's got no idea i'm serving warm milk and roofies

Cut off my wedding finger and sent it to matt

He needs to put a ring on it and send it right back

[chorus]

It's like this, not like that but like this and ah

It's like that, kinda like this and like that and ah

Its like this and like that and like this and ah

[ashley lendzion]

Heather flip to the mic like a gymnast

[heather morris]

Well i'm peeping and i'm creepin' and i'm creepin'

Brought my jane lynch doll

By my side she be sleepin'

Now this tapwork was all we fantasize

Of snoop dog doing jazz even he won't survive

Shit as i lay me tired eyes to the sleep

I pray for naya rivera as my d o double g

Then we get tats of the whole cast on my back

I go then she go i'll cage her like a monkey rat

To add to my collection

I collect some strands of naya's weave to floss my teeth

Just creep

Her and me like birds and bees

Shit i'm hooked like those phonics g l dizzle double e

[chorus]

It's like this, no like that and like this and ah

Okay like this no like this and like that and ah

Its like this, creamsicles are delicious

So just chill till the next episode

[riki lindhome]

Yo, i got monteith on my left, agron on my right

And we're gonna mesh it up all night

In the library we do a musical number

Then start a fight for no reason cause we feel so unencumbered

We don't st-st-stutter like we're jenna ushkowitz

When we drench you in the face with our slushie hits

We start throwing all the books and causing total mayhem

Make you lose your place cause we don't give a damn.

We do some sweet dance moves

Don't try to diss 'em cause we're harder than the dewey decimal system

We feel free-er than a credit report singing journey

And we won't stop believing till we put you in a gurney

Yeah you're trying to focus and you want us to go soon

But we're like steven seagal with a show tune

If you try to stop us, from doing a reprieve

I'll tell you what you can do with your late fees

[chorus]

Its like this not like that its like this and ah

Its like that not like this and like that and ah

Its like this, fuck you gossip girl

So just chill till the next episode