My Crowning Achievement

A little more here, a little less there.

Slowly creating a world out of air

And surely frustrating the hell out of her;

My crowning achievement

She dug in heels & put up her fists

Cursing the punchlines I had bound to her wrists

But there was that feeling she couldnt resist:

My crowning achievement

So go on, go ahead, bang the walls, shake the bed,

Tell me what youre afraid for

Yeah, go on, go ahead, smash the mirror, wake the dead

Isnt that what you came for?

I felt the applause just knowing that i

Had conquered the mountain,watched the sunrise

And self satisfied I lay claim to my prize:

My crowning achievement

So go on, go ahead, bang the walls, shake the bed,

Tell me what youre afraid for

Yeah, go on, go ahead, smash the mirror, wake the dead isnt that what you came for?

And when I awoke she stood over me.

The look on her face I could hardly believe

Placing a halo of thorns on my brow;

My crowning achievement

So go on, go ahead, punch the walls, shake the bed.

Tell me what youre afraid for

Yeah, go on, go ahead, smash the mirror, raise the dead

Isnt that what you came for?

Bang the walls, shake the bed,

Tell me what youre afraid for

Go on, go ahead, smash the mirror, wake the dead;

Isn't that what you came for?