Crazed Elk

A thousand fucking pounds and now it's pissed off

A powder keg with antlers bigger than people

On a peaceful vacation day when the park was still

Half a ton of infuriated elk was unleashed

An inhuman sound rattles the landscape

Mid-aged man moves but it spears him like a fish

And he squirms while it scrambles his guts

Attempts to scream only bring blood

Deep red vomit that makes the ground sticky

The half-ton behemoth throws him 20 feet

And a chorus of screams ensues

Tourists run like rabbits

but the murder-beast tramples

Hooves are crushing skulls and brains spill out

A passerby's hand gets caught in the horns

And he'll never make a fist again

Park rangers mass together and fire at will

But bullets can't stop this raging mammal

Cars in the parking lot make it feel trapped

So it smashes its enemies

Glass and steel bend to its will

And it kicks a driver in the head

Gasoline spreads on the pavement

And a bullet ignites the flame

that makes the elk a torch

A flaming harbinger of death scalds its final victim

On a day in the park